Challenge #1 Submission
Here it is, in all it’s Jeff and Bryan glory… The TO SERVE MANKIND THEME SONG.
“Every household has problems… even if YOU don’t know about them.”
“That’s where WE come in.”
“WE’RE PROFESSIONALS!”
Sit right down, forget your troubles.
Just relax, release your cares.
We are here to fix up everything.
“Everything?”
“Anything AND Everything!”
THAT’S HOW WE WERE DESIGNED!
If your dog needs shaving,
or your patio needs paving…
All that money you were saving, give to us.
We’ll come and babysit your kids,
or bleach all of your toilet lids,
and clean up any mess without a fuss.
“Well, not from US.”
We are here, To Serve Mankind!
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Nice work! You really thought the theme through, tell a little story. Likely to get one of my votes if the voting ever actually opens!
ThomasT - May 28, 2008 at 8:07 pm
Thanks, Thomas. We wondered if the concept would come through to people who didn’t sit in a room and develop it to write the song. Happily, it seems to have. Glad to have your vote, sir. Keep ‘em comin’. I’ve been telling all my friends, “don’t vote for us unless we’ve written the best song.” I’m not sure they’ll take my advice, but I’d rather win because we deserve to… “deserve…” “DeServe Mankind.” There may be something there. If we win, we’re gonna print an album titled “Fu Serve Mankind.” Hopefully, that dream will become a reality soon. Keep checking back. We’ll update our loyal fan(s) every step of the way.
~Jeff
Jeff Little - May 28, 2008 at 8:34 pm
There’s a lot of voting for favourites going on, but you guys managed what only a few others did – to write a good song that actually met the criteria of the challenge – a believable theme song about a show you’d actually want to watch. You missed my vote by a whisker, but only because East Carolina’s song conjured up such a vivid image of exactly what the show would be.
Keep it up!
MickB - May 30, 2008 at 2:15 am
Well, Mick, thanks – and when we move on to Round 2, don’t forget about us. Our primary goal is to serve you.
Jeff Little - May 31, 2008 at 9:34 am
Brilliant work! Your entry got my vote.
VinceT - May 31, 2008 at 9:42 am
Glad to hear it. Taste is a wonderful thing to have… bless you, sir.
Jeff Little - May 31, 2008 at 11:00 am
I thought your song was very good.
CoderBlues - June 7, 2008 at 2:24 pm